Another Meme

Current mood: hungry

How tall are you?
5'10"

Have you ever smoked heroin?
What? You can SMOKE heroin??!! Eghads!

Do you own a gun?
No. Don't trust myself with one!

Have you ever been arrested?
No.

Rehab?
I'm assuming that, in this case, "rehab" refers to "drug rehab". So the answer would be no. If it's referring to "physical therapy" the answer would be yes.

How many of your friends have committed suicide?
None.

Do you shave your crotch?
No. I have had my crotch shaved for a hernia operation, though. It itched when it grew back.

Would you fuck someone in a cemetery?
If he were a vampire.

Do you ever punch yourself?
Maybe slap myself around a little...

Have you ever killed an animal?
Not purposely.

Are you Irish?
Nope. American. If you're talking about my ancestry, it's English and German. Irish people probably would hate the likes of me!

Who would you punch if you could?
Dang, this survey is violent! I think I'd punch George Bush, but he's already pretty brain-damaged. Could I kick him in the crotch instead?

What do you think of hot dogs?
I don't like them. I have to disguise them with lots of mustard and relish in order to eat them.

What is your favorite smell?
I have many, it's difficult to pick just one. I love Obsession for Men when Chuy wears it.

What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
I always greet the morning with a big glass of water and then later, a Diet Coke.

If you had the chance, which city would you go to right now, SF or NYC right now?
NYC. I have been to SF recently but not to NYC since 1985.

Do you do pushups?
*snorts derisively* NO!

Do you ever fantasize about murder?
Sure, but only on a global "Queen of the Damned" scale. I don't lust for any one person's blood.

Would you fuck Victoria Gotti if you could?
Um...no. I'm a woman, for one thing. But if I were a man, I would find her sleazy and annoying.

Have you ever done ecstasy?
No, can you believe I spent over a year in the rave scene and was never convinced to try it?

Are you straightedge?
No. I drink every once in a while.

Are you vegan?
HELL NO!! I think vegans are INCREDIBLY self-righteous and annoying. Human are OMNIVORES and are meant to eat meat.

Do you shoplift?
No. I'm not eight years old! Sheesh!

What’s the last thing you stole?
I stole some woman from Florida's source code for my original blog until I could find something more original. I got caught, too! (see my blog about it titled "Beach House Rules")

Do you ski or snowboard?
No. No interest in it, and now I can't due to my osteoporosis.

What do you think of moustaches?
I love them! Chuy, grow yours back, please!!

Do you use hair gel?
No. I have perfect hair.

Do you sniff cocaine?
No, never. Sniffing flowers is more my speed.

Who is your favorite serial killer?
Wow, I have a sick fascination with serial killers. I think my favorite is Charles Sobhraj a.k.a. "Serpentine". Sobhraj is a Euro-trash version of Ted Bundy. I like my sociopaths with some style!

Have you ever made out with your friend's bf or gf?
NO. That would be the lowest of the low.

Have you ever been caught mid-hump?
No, but mid-makeout by my stepdad when I was, like, 16.

Have you been shot?
NO!

Have you ever been hospitalized?
Yes, a few times.

Do you like painkillers?
Yes and no. I was on them for many months due to the aforementioned hospitalizations and they helped enormously, but I think they killed some of my brain cells. I swear I am much stupider now.

What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I don't know! You'd have to ask my many victims!

Have you ever lubed up your genitals with soy milk?
What the...?????

Do you own a knife?
Just kitchen knives and it took me years to get up the nerve to buy really good ones. Too afraid I might use them inappropriately!

Have you played ghettopoly?
No, but I read about it.

Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"?
No. Generally, I stay away from those areas. I'm a tall, blonde, white woman. I wouldn't exactly be lo pro.

Do you have ADD?
No. I have no learning disabilities whatsoever. Numbers seem to exit my brain really easily, though. Perhaps some discalcula?

Have you ever had a head injury?
Not that I can remember!

How many virgins have u slept with?
None that I know of. I wouldn't want to.

Do u love the pain a tattoo brings?
I don't have any tattoos, so I guess the answer is no.

Have you ever had a near death experience?
Not really. My skydiving accident was probably the closest, but I was already on the ground when my ankle snapped and I landed face first in the mud.

Have you ever owned shoes that had Velcro fasteners?
Yes. Pants, too. Velcro's kewl!

If you found your true love and your child hanging from a cliff who would you grab first?
Neither. I have arthritis and a shoulder injury. I'd never be able to hold on. I'd get some help and rescue them both!