What civil rights are you still missing out on?

The right to be dead honest with people about their kids:
"Congratulations, Mrs. Smith. By refusing to hold your son accountable for his actions, you've raised a fucking sociopath."
"Mr. and Mrs. Jones. Your lack of class and good grammar has prepared young Morgan here perfectly for a job mopping up the back room of a 24-hour porn shop. You must be so proud."