Random Survey

1) If you could obliterate one city in the world, which would it be?
I have no idea. Maybe Bagdhad? But only if we went back in there and created a paradise out of the rubble. I'm really not into destruction of cities!

2) Do you believe in God?
Not anymore. I'm not 15!

3) How do you feel about strippers?
I think they're kind of sleazy.

4) What do you do when people disagree with you?
Depends on the situation and who they are in relation to me. If it's a friend, I think I would tell him/her that I disagree but not pursue it further or maybe even just not mention that I disagree in order to keep the peace. If it's not a friend, I might just figure that person is an idiot.

5) You find a watch in the desert. What do you do with it?
What in the world would I be doing in the desert? Do they have shopping malls there? I think not!

6) Define semantics.
Semantics is the study of the meaning of words (denotation vs. connotation).

7) How are your grammar skills?
Excellent

8) The best invention of the past 2000 years was...
Contact lenses and braces, without which I'd be hideous!

9) Clues to the origins of the universe can best be found in...
the study of other galaxies.

10) Are you a Communist?
No.

11) Have you ever picked up a hooker, ordered a callgirl (or boy), etc.?
No, but I have wondered what it would be like to be made love to by an "expert". I think it would be disappointing, so it will just remain an unfulfilled fantasy.

12) If you could build a vacation house anywhere, where would it be?
Paris

13) What's the last CD you bought?
O-zone Discozone

14) What's the last movie you watched?
Battle Royale II

15) Last book you read?
I'm currently reading Weekend in Paris by Robyn Sisman

16) What's in the trunk of your car?
Some rope, an old pair of Keds, a flashlight...gosh, that sounds sinister!

17) Favourite makeout song?
Something off Luis Miguel's Romance CDs

18) Favorite animal?
I loathe animals.

19) Favorite part of your body?
I am so much more than just the sum of my parts.

20) Favorite website?
www.myspace.com

21) Favorite magazine?
Real Simple

22) If you were trapped in an elevator, who would you want to be trapped in there with you?
An elevator repairman (a cute one!)

23) How often do you steal?
I don't steal.

24) Ever had any group-sex activities?
Um...yep. Long time ago, in another life.

25) You see two people of the same sex kissing in the street. How does that make you feel?
Love makes the world go 'round.

26) Does holding a gun make you feel powerful, or scared?
I have never held a gun.

27) What life change (different kind of work, new place to live, new people) would you most like to make if you weren't absolutely terrified of doing it?
I'd like to be a highly-paid corporate trainer and live in Paris with three gorgeous men who all thought I was hot and...okay, gotta stop now.

28) The pinnacle of TV humor is...
South Park!